Dead iPad laptop batteries? Never mind replacing it, Apple just sends another iPad for $99

Apple has just posted details on its iPad laptop batteries replacement service, which is really not a battery replacement service at all. Check out the company's opening line: "If your iPad requires service due to the battery's diminished ability to hold an electrical charge, Apple will replace your iPad for a service fee." Now, let's compare that to the verbiage found in the iPhone's battery replacement program details: "If your iPhone requires service only because the battery's ability to hold an electrical charge has diminished, Apple will service your iPhone for a service fee." [Thanks, David] Battery Replacement Service - iPad: Frequently Asked Questions What is iPad Battery Replacement Service? If your iPad requires service due to the battery's diminished ability to hold an electrical charge, Apple will replace your iPad for a service fee. Note: Your iPad is not eligible for Battery Replacement Service if the product has been damaged, for example, as result of an accident, liquid contact, disassembly, unauthorized service or unauthorized modifications, or if the product is not operating correctly as a result of a component failure. If you arrange service by calling Apple Technical Support, you can expect service to be completed within approximately one week from the time you send your iPad to Apple.